Sunday

Robin Hood

Help! I can't swim! Help! I'm drowning!



Groundhog Day

Did you want to talk about the weather or were you just making chit-chat?
BING!


Police Academy 3

Hey! Let go of my cart! *spritz* *spritz*



The Jerk

The new phone book is here!


The Big Bus

Welcome to the Oriental Lounge.
We hope that you enjoy your first stop on your non-stop trip.
Is that what you think too, Red? What about you Pinky? Greeny? Browny?
Watch it! He's got a broken milk carton!

You know what I hate? I hate that piano player. Thank you.

The Waterboy

What Mama don't know...
You playin' da foosball behind my back?


Wiseguys

Thank yoooouu, Mr. Acovanno!
My brother said that to me once. Once.




Planes, Trains and Automobiles

You're going the wrong way!


Tommy Boy

What'd you do?


Mystery Men

Mama Pajama!
When I wake up you better hope that you're...you're...you're asleep.
Well, I am a ticking time bomb of fury.
Butch needs his vest back. He's got a game on Saturday.
Before you can learn my teaching, I must teach you to learn.
Until you learn to master your rage, your rage will become your master.
I guess now I ride in a wolfpack of one.
Jeffrey, are you on the marijuana?

Top Secret

Hello. My name is Déjà Vu. Have we met somewhere before?


Duets

I'm different now. I sing.
Honey - I'm online right now.

Reggie, it's a sin. It's a sin. You have the voice of an angel and you don't know how to drive.